strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

problackgirl:

*bully pushes you*

*you push bully back*

bully: wtf you piece of shit, that’s reverse bullying

Anonymous asked:
Can girls pee when they're on their periods?

sarcastic-snowflake:

no we just hold it in for a week.

hohohobutmadefashion:

when two of your friends get into an argument and they both try to drag you in for support and you’re like

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carouseloflouis:

Dear Sleep: you were mine for the summer, now we know its nearly over, feels like snow in September, but I always will remember you were my summer love

sickomobb:

Blue Ivy reacting to seeing herself on the screen during Beyonce’s VMA performance.

OMG HOW SHE SPEAKING AT 2 YEARS OLD

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

pimpdaddycalum:

x

BUT HOW LUKE OPENS HIS MOUTH

cephalopodvictorious:

roarkshop:

natvarmac:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

theassofremylebeau:

Best lesson from a Disney movie

This is an underrated movie

This is a grossly underrated movie.

Can I take a minute to rant? Good. Cuz I’m gonna.

I FLOVE this movie. And I HATE all the stupid hatred it gets. For a long time the buzz was “finally a black princess yay!” and now everyone is like “Fuck this movie, first black princess and she spends the whole movie a frog.”

You know what? Fuck that. Because Ariel spent a good majority of the movie not talking. Mulan spent the majority of the move pretending to be a man. Aurora and Snow White? Asleep (Hardly in the movie at all). They’re all just plot devices, not designed to take away from the traits of the women. 

And you know what else? Unlike some of the other princesses, Tiana is in control of her destiny every step of the way. When she turns into the frog does she lose hope and need rescuing? Hell naw. She busts Naveen over the head and gets the job done. She is consistently responsible and capable even after having her dreams crushed and turning into a freaking frog. 

So don’t tell me that Tiana is “less than” just because she gets turned into a frog. She’s still one of the most hardworking, badass, and capable chicks in animated history and I love her like crazy cakes. 

the end. 

Also? She’s based on a real person. A real woman who is 91 and is still cooking in her kitchen. She’s still widely respected in the culinary community, she’s fed presidents, she’s had songs written about her and her restaurants. She’s 91, and she still wakes up every morning to run things, because she still believes in hard work and good food. And if you don’t think that’s truly fantastic, then you can just fuck right off.

illumazombie:

JESUS.

maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

moynmoyn:

wow look at this terrible role model for young girls.