kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”
"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"
*bully pushes you*
*you push bully back*
bully: wtf you piece of shit, that’s reverse bullying
no we just hold it in for a week.
when two of your friends get into an argument and they both try to drag you in for support and you’re like
Dear Sleep: you were mine for the summer, now we know its nearly over, feels like snow in September, but I always will remember you were my summer love
my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun